Your Glorious Director of Military Operations

Frozen in fear must be the only expression that is sufficient describe what Drraken, the Director of Military Operations of Raven Ra, felt when he entered Sobaseki and saw Kickah's mighty Merlin. He sat motionlessly in his Raven while Kickah skillfully disabled his warp drive and effectively pinned his ship on the Stargate. Our comrade Exonarye entered the system with a frigate of his own and immediately started to shred the Raven's shields. Drraken must have shitted his pants right then, because, instead of fighting back against two opposing frigates, in an act of panic, he activated self-destruct. One can tell that Drraken abandoned all hope as he witnessed a red Incursus, piloted by myself, dropping onto the grid, because at that moment, he ejected from his battleship. Now, us somali don't know much about the structured protocols of a reputable military organization such as Raven Ra, but we understand that, when you eject from your ship, you intend to save your pod. However, Drraken, beyond all of our expectations, simply floated in his pod, seemingly without a care in the world. This course of action shocked us. This shocked us so much that we decided to lock him up and relieve him of his implants. After we scooped up Drraken's frozen corpse, we turned our attention towards the empty Raven Battleship floating in space and realized... it was empty. Therefore, Kickah took the initiative and went aboard this mighty vessel and commandeered it to the Somali shipyards.

td;lr summary:
Kickah nabbed Drraken's Raven on the gate
Exonarye comes in and joins the party
Drraken activates self-destruct
I warp in to help take down the Raven before it self-destructs
Drraken ejects and his capsule gets promptly welcomed by Warp Disruptors and Gremlin Rockets
We steal the empty Raven that is worth at least 110mil

Thank you, the proceeds from that Raven will be put into good use (will probably be used to extend the war).

Smartus Maximus wrote:Drraken must have shitted his pants right then